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cow-tipping

A semi-sporting event involving the pushing over of bovine livestock.

The origins of this sport are unknown and there are few set rules.

The aim of the game is for a small team of "tippers" (often numbering from 3-10) to successfully sneak up on a cow, without detection, and push over or "tip" said cow until it is laying completely horizontal on the ground. The tippers then flee the field to a pre-arranged safe area not in the same field as the cow and not on the land of the farm owner, this safe area is often the home of a tipper or a local public house.

The use of tripping aids, such as ropes, is allowed in this sport and are often deployed in two pronged pincer moves against the intended target.

There are hazards in this sport. The main of which is of the course the cow itself. Often after being tipped the cow may give chase on it's attackers and potentially gore them (horns permitting), there is also a risk of a team member being crushed by the cow as it falls.

Pregnant and nursing cows are not permitted to be tipped in this sport. Bulls are fair game and worth more points because of the increased risk. Multi-tips are also worth more points.

Multi-tips are achieved when a team of tippers successfully tip more than one cow in a field before exiting gaining two points for each additional cow after the first. ie. the first cow is 1pt. the second/third/fourth/fifth etc. are worth 2pts.

Scoring:
Cow 1pt, additional cows 2pts.
Bull 2pts, additional cows 3pts.
Bull 2pts, additional bulls 5pts.

Rules and scoring may vary according to counrty, region and local custom.

Only one round may be played in each field of cows, as soon as any team member leaves the field the round is over and the score finalized. This game can be played by any number of teams of equal size.
Cow-tipping is not a recognized sporting event, however it is found is many countries around the world.
cow-tipping by HailandKill January 7, 2008
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Cow Tipping

Going out and hitting on the largest girl in the bar. The goal is to get her interested so that she starts buying shots for you and her until she "tips over." This activity is great when you are bored and want to keep your tab low.
Ever since the Lambdas got kicked off campus they have been going downtown to go cow tipping every weekend.

That guy from the new Gamma fraternity tried to go cow tipping the other night but forgot he drinks like a fairy and ended up getting drunk and going home with her.
Cow Tipping by J Chris FBGM January 22, 2010

urban cow tipping 

Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.
Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."
urban cow tipping by m4r1ju4n4m4n January 3, 2011

Cow Tipping

When you are fucking a fat girl and you are about to bust so you tip her on her side and jizz on her.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you up for cow tipping some bitch?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
Cow Tipping by Thunder&Tim January 2, 2012

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.
"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."
cow tipping by M Rockwell February 24, 2007

Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

cow tipping

This shouldn't even be in here because, as stated in other entries, it is a rural activity, not an urban one. Only urban slang belongs in the urban dictionary.
Cow tipping is not an urban activity.
cow tipping by <insert name here.> October 15, 2005