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covidteer

A individual who has an irrational and obsessive adherence to Covid-19 protocols and masking in low-risk locations. Typically a liberal/progressive residing in urban areas. Prone to frequent and violent outbursts at random strangers for not wearing masks. Behavior is similar to a "Karen" but scolding is limited to masking and covid hygiene.

Covidteer, often known as "Masketeer" has pandemic PTSD symptoms and suffers from low self-esteem and occasional Trump Derangement Syndrome. Masking is considered a sign of dedication to a cause and "The Great Reset." Often calls non-masking people, "Trumpers." Cites guilt-transversalisms such as,"I'm not doing it for ME, I am doing it for YOU." Approach with caution when insufficiently masked . Can display similar behaviors to cultism. See: "Fauci-sexual."
Can be used as a verb: To covidteer someone
I was in the middle of the forest and these 2 Covidteers hollered at me from across the meadow!
I hate walking in Central Park-it's full of Covidteers.
I got covidteered last night by Jane. She made me wear a mask while we were screwing...
by cocoablini May 19, 2021
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Coviderology

The art of predicting someone’s future from the number of infections or deaths in a given community or country at a given time, and their birth date.
Fortunetellers in some remote parts of Asia are profiting from coviderology, by advising gullible clients whether or not they should travel hundreds of miles to the nearest city to get vaccinated.
by MathPlus May 4, 2021
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covidiversion

When someone is using Covid as a diversion to accomplish their agenda.
That was a total covidiversion so that he could win his constituents.
by Gerg Zonum September 6, 2020
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covidiversion

When someone is using Covid as a diversion to accomplish their agenda.
That was a total covidiversion so that he could win his constituents.
by Gerg Zonum September 6, 2020
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Covidiversary

The Anniversary of your diagnosis of Covid-19
Cheers pal, happy Covidiversary
by Ess.Ess.Gee March 23, 2021
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covidpaper

When ever body thinks there going to shit out the Corona Virus so they get a shit ton of toilet paper
Everybody thinks covidpaper will solve everything
by Cheezitz March 23, 2020
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Covidaedal

Covidaedal /koʊvɪdedəl/ is a scientist who hides the results of creativity, invention and discovery due to jealousy (Daedalus and his nephew Interaction) from others, specially relating to Covid-19.

Appellation:
Daedalus was so proud of his achievements that he could not bear the idea of a rival. His sister had placed her son, named Perdix, under his charge to be taught the mechanical arts. The nephew was an art scholar and showed striking evidence of ingenuity. Daedalus was so envious of his nephew's accomplishments that he took an opportunity and caused him to fall from the Acropolis.
It is said that the coronavirus vaccine is synthesized but the covidaedals don't announce.

The nurse shouted: "Corona vaccine, prepared! But the drug mafia and covidaedals don’t enter it into the market."

Covidaedal behaves like Javert the antagonist (Les Misérables by Victor Hugo), only as a zombie is reanimated by a secret oligarchy.
by Afshar Panahi March 30, 2020
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