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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike

The third law in a series known as WarOwl's Laws of Counterstrike published in a book by counterstrike theorist WarOwl which states that "if there is a custom map editor, there is a dust 2" referring to the counterstrike map de_dust 2.
Chad 1: "Hey, you want to play some Fortnite? "
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"
by Based_Individual69 April 15, 2021
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counterstrike

The most popular online first person shooter ever, it's a mod based on the engine of half life, and has been around quite some time now, about 6 years, the gameplay is simple in plain view, there are 2 teams that have to kill each other or complete the objectives of a map to win the round. Unlike other fps like popular fps like quake or unreal tournament, the players doesn't get respwaned after he dies, but he waits for the round to finish, and then gets respawned in the buy zone of each map. the first 30 sec are crucial, when each team tryies to get the best position on the map, tactics beeing a very important part of the game. Nowadays, people neglect counterstrike due to it's out of date graphics engine. Since source came out it made some sturr, but not as big as when it first hit the online gaming community. it's a very dificult game to master, takes years to do that. to newbies it's just boring :)
I pwned the hole team on counterstrike !
by Manimal July 4, 2005
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counterion

An ion having a charge opposite of the substance with which it is associated.
We find that the condensed counterions introduce charge fluctuations along the length of the rods that give rise to attractive interactions, in quantitative agreement with recent simulations.
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What up wit dat basackwards ion homes? Oh, it's just a counterion.
by The Jive Chemist May 14, 2005
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CounterStruck Out

Where a college student plays so much CounterStrike (or any other addictive game that engrosses their lives - Project Entropia is a good example) that they fail all of their classes and drop out.
"Dude! PTown Counterstruck Out!! What A Dumbass!"
by HardwareHank February 11, 2004
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Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.
Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!
by Shaado November 14, 2010
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Counterfriends

associating with someone who works behind a counter.

you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk.

you might have one or two similar interest i.e.:

- you work/worked for the same company
- similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS
- you or a sibling might have gone to school with them
- they might have noticed you both buy the same things
- are ordering their fav food/drink
- you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse
- own a pet
- have kids
- have a car
- etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need.

you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them.

places you might find counterfriends:

-Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies
-Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops
-McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries
-Target, Walmart, stores
-secretaries, receptionists, assistants
-etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway.

Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
That cute guy Justin from Walgreens, with the pout and crossed arms? We're counterfriends.

Man! I counted on my counterfriend Svenia to save me the last CoverGirl Sparkle-Pink #45 lipstick!

My counterfriend Mario hooked me up with a great deal. Good thing they re-hired him after they caught him stealing pre-paid phones.

Oh my god! Dee my counterfriend said the head of cosmetics Jill 'margaritaville' pooped in the candy aisle last week.

Nah, I had my politics fix with my counterfriend Tai and the Sunday paper this morning.
by Agentmg17 October 20, 2011
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