Couch Fucker

When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.

John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....

by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016

couchsucker

Associate Member who begins sleeping on the couch without paying any additional rent.

Like couchsurfer, couchsucker is one who has overstayed his welcome. Like a rotten fruit.

by sasona420 September 1, 2009

Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

by Comrade Plasternasty July 6, 2012

Couch fucker

J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.

"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"

"I know right?"

by Happy dude leftist August 7, 2024

mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

by Burritowang May 14, 2016

cluckfuckery

(n.) (of a person or group of people) utterly moronic or chaotic shenanigans, usually involving confusion, like how a chicken would behave if it had no idea what was going on

Person 1: "Guys, look at the cluckfuckery going on over there"
Person 2: "I know, those people can't paint for the life of them. How can paint even go up to the ceiling like that?"
Person 3: "They got paint everywhere besides the actual fucking canvas"

by CrystallizedQuartz January 12, 2025