couch

a good old place where we all get naked

last night we had a crazy orgy on the couch

by Cptn Mexico January 22, 2005

Couch

To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.

When I hugged Yost, he couched me in the face.

"Are you hungry?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I just ate a mouthful of couch!"

by Krystin Wagner December 28, 2007

Couch

A lazy person.

Dude, quit being such a couch and meet us out at the field for a killer game of ultimate frisbee.

by Ze Braddlesnake February 4, 2010

couch

Another word for a Harley Davidson type motorcycle, usually spoken by people who drive crotch rockets.

Look at that dude riding his couch thinken he's bad.

by lilyredd April 3, 2006

couch

Vagina

Stop picking at my couch!

by jessi. October 15, 2003

Couch

couch - an offensive term used to diminish someones social standing. Inferring that the person in question enjoys anus on his/her face.

A amicable term in some social spheres.

Bro: yo dude do you have my dolla?
Dude: nah brah spent it on da high grade mon
Bro: damn it ,you couch.
Dude: WTF that body part is primarily for excretion, don't defame my reputable character.

by Udcontributor April 30, 2014

Couch

The act of being all that is vile, corrupt, vulgar, ugly, worthless, revolting, scuzzy, sickening, sleazy, sinful, filthy, horrid, nasty, nauseating. This is the worst kind of filth. Sometimes used as an insult, this describes the person sort of like you would describe a turd that has been soaking in cow urine along with 20,000 dead camel carcasses for 3 years, and is now infected with every disease known to man.

She is appalling. She is evil. She's filthy, foul, horrible, raunchy, miserable, nefarious.... no no..Brittney is a COUCH! *Gasp*

by Contagiousdizzle September 28, 2005