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Mackintosh's Corollary

Related to Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning. The law states taht people who arrive at a theatre after their performance has started will always have seats in the middle of a row, causing as much annoyance for the other theatregoers as possible.
The Lyttleton Theatre at the NT (London) seems to know which theatregoers will be late, and invoke Mackintosh's Corollary on purpose.
by Sairin January 6, 2005
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Corollavirus

I thought I was coming down with a coronavirus but it only lasted a day so I guess it was just the corollavirus
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Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.
Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.
by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007
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1986 Toyota Corolla

YOU HAVE BEEN TOYOTA COROLLA'D

¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economia, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnologia, obra de gran maestria! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!

English: THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA! Pretty as he is and pulls like a champ! Front-wheel drive, independent suspension! TOYOTA COROLLA! Tremendous long-lasting motor! 4 cylinders, 1600! TOYOTA COROLLA! Unrestricted power, and smooth your steering! It's big on the economy, but walks the million! TOYOTA COROLLA! The best car in the whole world has arrived in Venezuela! The best technology, work of great mastery! THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
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Corolla Twist

The act of spraying explosive diarrhea from your ass while naked, spinning in a rolling chair. This act can be done solo or with a friend. If done solo, the force of the explosive diarrhea must be enough to spin you in the chair. However, it is easier with a friend because they can spin you. Corolla Twisting is a great way to make friends!
Me and my friend got really drunk and decided to Corolla Twist my apartment. My roommates were really mad and also covered in shit.
by Ol Boi August 3, 2016
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McAllister Corollary

An axiomatic theorum which states: There is a frequent correlation between a woman's mental instability and her sexual passion.
"Remember that chick he left the bar with last night? He said she was all over him in her car before they even left the parking lot; then her bouncer-ex-boyfriend started smacking on the hood with a timber chain and..."

"Another proof for the McAllister Corollary!"
by Scott Mansfield November 20, 2006
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Daniel's Corollary

In response to "Xabys Law" (people that have pronouns listed in their social media profile are certifiably insane 99% of the time), A TikTok account "DanFromHR" introduced Daniel's Corollary (or The Christian Corollary) which is- if someone has the words "Christian", "Catholic", "Jesus/God is King", reference scripture, the bible or "Jesus Loves You" in their social media profile, there is a 90% chance they will either 1. Go in direct opposition of Christian values/edicts 2. Tell you "Jesus Loves You" when they can't debate your point or 3. Weaponize their Christianity and act oppressed.
We were in this really good debate about Abortion and sure enough someone came into the live and said we were all going to hell for "murdering babies" - checked out the profile, and of course, Daniel's Corollary as he had a scripture verse in his profile. After telling us we were all going to hell and that we were responsible for murdering hundreds of millions of babies, he insulted us and then said Jesus loved us before the moderator finally blocked him.
by TheJestersSon45 April 11, 2023
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