Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018

Carissa

Carissa has many different meanings such as beloved, graceful, and little schemer. a woman named Carissa is beautiful inside and outside yet she doesn't know it. She is a people pleaser, and loves the outdoors. very smart, but is not pompous. is curious in nature. Her heart is the biggest and warmest if ever found. Carissa is rare. There are a few common species such as those who are blonde or even brunette but the pale in comparison to the rarest species of Carissa which is the natural redhead. she is the most loveable and loyal. once you find a Carissa love her, treat her right and fight for her because if you don't another man will step in and take your place.

I once had a Carissa but I didn't treat her right I lost her, now a better man has my Carissa.

by emeraldeyes78 April 3, 2013

Crissaegrim

The strongest weapon, in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night at least. Tears through everything like nothing.

The Crissaegrim tore through Dracula like a hot chainsaw through butter.

by gameforce November 17, 2011

Cerissa

the very definition of gorgeous

Look at Cerissa, she is drop dead gorgeous

by Myself, Me July 16, 2008

Carissa

Leader of the Pootang Gang. Gettin ass all day everyday. Carissa is also a slayer of thots because she is too powerful to be a thot herself. She will take your man or woman so just stay home and hide in your closet. Hide for the rest of your left. Until Carissa leaves this world to bang another...nobody is safe.

Hey man wanna go out tonight
Nah can't Carissa gonna steal my girl and you if we go.

by INfamousGhost100 February 14, 2019

Carissa

A Carissa is all woman - the most gorgeous in the world. Heart-racingly gorgeous. Striking. More hot than beautiful, even. An amazing person - the most amazing woman in the world - and she doesn't even flaunt it. A Carissa is extremely rare because she is that hard-to-find whole package: beautiful, smart, kind, tall, and great sense of humor, with a hot body and huge chest. Plus she knows how to have fun. The best friend you will ever have - loyal as hell. A stunning, tall, witty, perfect woman who drives guys crazy; she's also the strongest and most courageous woman you've ever met. That perfect babe who no one can put down; she's gorgeous & sexy as hell with a charismatic, phenomenal personality. Her big brown eyes are the most enchanting ever seen. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. Clearly it's hard to find Carissas, you may only ever meet one or two in your life, so when you meet one you had better get her before somebody else does.

Dude 1: That Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.
....
Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....

by Ava2032444 June 2, 2018

Croissault

To be assaulted with a croissant

John: Bitch, I'm a minute away from throwing a croissant in your face!

Bitch: Please don't croissault me!

by [B]saint March 13, 2009