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Chicken Cordon Bleu

n: a sex act performed on a sandy beach. a man removes his penis from a woman's vagina, sticks it in the sand, reinserts the penis, and cums inside of her and keeps fucking her.
I can't wait to go to Cancun for Spring Break. I'm gonna hand out Chicken Cordon Bleus left and right.
by bornofdesire32 December 19, 2007
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Cordon Bleu

Means high quality, litarly blue ribbon. A possible explanation of the orgin of the words meaning is that at competions in France the winner would get a blue ribbon, hence blue ribbon became to be associatied with the best.
Marcus: Last month I went to a nice little bistroesque restaurant on the hilltop overlooking the city, had an exquisite Buridda (Italian dish from Liguria), accompanied with an equally fine wine and a fabulous date.

Jacques: So, in other words a dinner cordon bleu

Marcus: Pretty much
by Earl of Warwick July 22, 2017
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Le Cordon Bleu

A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.
by McRanchyHands March 24, 2011
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Bullshit Cordon Bleu

When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!
My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu
by 1badparatrooper July 30, 2019
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Charlotte cordinkeywinkey

Charlotte is a weird creature to this planet however she is a very funny geezer. Her most use word is “gonners” “Waggers” “ye man”. Nah but like seriously Charlotte is a chav and use all need to deal with is thanks bye. Nah I’m not done yet . Charlotte has a really nice boyfriend cAlled Lewis and she also goes to the shithole named “moorside high school”
Charlotte cordinkeywinkey is gonners and that
by Charlottesbiggestfan February 16, 2020
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chicken cordon bleu

Variation of chicken cutlet except that the giver has a bad case of smegma and wraps his johnson with mustard and bacon.
Eve got chicken cordon bleu-ed by ten mexicans
by Madhu January 27, 2004
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chicken cordon bleu

(See Big Montana) In a reference to the best sandwich at Arby's, the chicken cordon bleu refers to a pristinely sexed vagina. While female sex organs like the big montana are common among whores the cordon bleu vagina is the crowning condition of of the organ. Legend holds that all who have attempted to fuck a pussy into cordon bleu have died, but one has been born that will shape the bleu.
He fucked that pussy into cordon bleu. She woke up to discover her roast beef and cheddar had been turned to chicken cordon bleu by her lover.
by Sir Nate Dogg September 27, 2007
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