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There is no such thing as a coincidence

A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.
by Nig- August 6, 2021
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Coincidence

Something that arises from two or more original ideas being related.
Our favorite characters from childhood have significant meaning together in adulthood, and that is a coincidence.
by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015
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urban dictionary coincidence

While editing, coming across a word you had submitted yourself weeks earlier.
Wow, I'm judging my own word! What an urban dictionary coincidence! approve approve approve!
by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
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Convincidence

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.
Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.
by Pobotrol October 26, 2010
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Bradford Coincidence

Insurance fraud (usually related to the damaging of buildings soon after buying it)
"That fire down in town was a Bradford Coincidence"
by robbiexx January 5, 2023
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Unfortunate Coincidence

a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

Also known as an Epic Fail.
When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"
by TeemSmart August 8, 2009
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Conincidence

Noun:
An incident or occurrence that is both coincidental and a scam.
The religion you grew up with is the one true religion? What a conincidence!

It's so conincidental that you show up to sell me a research paper just when I need one done for tomorrow's class.
by lovelywordplay August 29, 2012
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