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Cocktails

Very fun to learn. Cocktails will bring our your creativity. Traniing yourself on how to make all the drinks will train you how to serve instead of wasting your life away wishing you could be someone on Instagram
Buying a Cocktail at the Bar won't make you happy, but making Cocktails will
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Cocktails

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.
wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass
by He was born that way December 12, 2011
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Jay Walking Coattails

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.
I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.
by Eager Beaver Parcel October 4, 2011
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Molotov Cocktails

Proper shit band from Scarborough, often suck each other off in Murrays Music Bar toilets.
Jared Williams and his band of moto-cocks
by Matt Herbert February 23, 2005
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Coontail

A word used to describe the expansion of the moistened hair in the pubic region of the female, sending it over the vaginal opening and horshoeing around to the rectal region. This most often interferes in the process of a man giving a woman a rimjob. This term is derived from the Ethiopian words "coon," which roughly translates into pubarrhea, which then tranlates into pubes, and "tail," which tranlates into a hairy object thrusting from the body.
I was just about to give a random drunk female a rimjob when I noticed her very moist and long coontail jutting out from the anus into my face.
by Jermbo August 23, 2004
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Coontail

Long hair on a male usually hispanic, may be styled in a pony tail. Hair so long that it looks as if it belongs to a girl.
Charly- lmao look at his fucking coontail dude.
Eli- omg i just wanna cut it and use it as extenions.
by charlyrogers January 24, 2010
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Contrails

The Science and Pseudoscience of Contrails and Chemtrails.
I saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized I always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:

Suck my egg

Bitches were created by a dick with a trick;)

He touched my feathered self

She took a dump for all to see

Hearts are for hopeless sissy's

Get some, then give some more

Balder men dash to corvets

Did you just look at my T&A

My wide load gets you high

Reality is for suckers and fuckers

Skit happens

Your anal retention has no bounds. How do you hold all that shit inside?

Can I put your man in a dress and call him suzie Q, with an eye for my pooh!

Adam said, "Baby you take the first bite, " as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she'll choke on it first
by ...& justic for All June 14, 2010
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