council pop

water - H20

They're too poor to buy Rola-Cola, they only drink council pop

by Chedzoi April 20, 2004

Council Workers

Usually a person who is employed by a local council in the western suburbs who is your stereotypical bogan but ethnics also are employed, They are sent to do repairs around the city but do nothing than eat or sleep whilst on the job. They are usually sent in packs of up to 15 men to get a job done but only 2 out the 15 men do the job while the rest slack off.

'10 council workers sent to fix a small pothole in the road whilst only 2 of the workers do the duty whilst the rest go down to the local pub.'

by whenssmokebrah January 19, 2013

Student Council

(Noun) The puppet government set up by the school to give some kids a feeling of being special while also giving them no extra power or responsibilities

(Noun) A startup company that is never taken seriously

(Noun) A type of bird found in Canada (Look it up)

School President: Hey guys im in student council
Student: What are you going to do, become a dictator?
School President: No i cant do anything

Floridan: I work for a student council, and nobody believes me

Bird Watcher: Look at the wild, mysterious, and beautiful student council bird flap its wings into the blue Canadian sky!

by CallingAllTortoises April 15, 2019

Ad Council

A propaganda machine that could work in the interests of the people, but often does not.

The Ad Council's public service announcement was a failure.

by bobob November 17, 2003

high council

A council that is called among the people that are to to make important decisions on certain matters...when stoned. Where to eat, the question of standing up, and the discussion of further bowls to be packed are all typical topics discussed when a high council is called.

Wyatt - "Fuck dawg! Where we going to go?! We need food!"
Trevor - "I think it's about time we called a high council and table a verdict"

by thetrevs July 29, 2009

council juice

Scottish slang for tap water.

"My mouths like a rats arse, geez a drink o' council juice"

by Moyz January 16, 2008

Parents Television Council

A united group of soccer moms who's lack of intelligience makes them think that it's the TV networks -as well as the countries- repsonsibility to censor what THEIR kids are watching, when their dumb butts should know that it's their own damn fault if they catch their kids watching a TV-MA program on Comedy Central at 11:00p.m.

The Parents Television Council is a bunch of bitchy television nazis who want to make the lives of other miserable while making their own kids miserable.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006