wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

vegan conversion ceremony

This is when one person has chosen the noble and delicious path of veganism for themselves, but refuses to keep this amazing secret to themselves and thrusts their food choices on others whenever they have a captive audience, such as when you are invited to their home for a meal or even a special event. The masterstroke is when you offer to bring non-vegan food so that 100% of the other people attending can have a choice, the vegan's conversion ceremony will not be disrupted, so there shall be no non-vegan food welcomed at all. The double masterstroke is when you ask "what can I bring?", the answer is a vegan dessert, even though you could not possibly bring your favorite vegan dessert from any familiar place since you have never ordered a vegan dessert in your life!

When you arrive, the noble vegan will use familiar words, such as butter, cheese, meatloaf, chicken; no they are not taunting you. None of these items are anywhere in sight and none will be served. Your host may be performing a "vegan conversion ceremony".

I just attended a vegan conversion ceremony on Thanksgiving where the vegan host repeatedly extolled the virtues and joys of being vegan, while not permitting any non vegan food in the home (despite non vegan food being permitted on any other day), where they served only meat, butter, and cheese replacements to a room full of known and committed carnivores.

by footrageous November 30, 2021

Coital Confessions

During the foreplay portion of a sexual encounter, the point in time in which one or both of the partners exchange various faults and insecurities that they believe would make them less appealing as a sexual partner. Typically done while dry-humping, before the clothes are removed. It's a classic win-win situation, as by that point, the other person doesn't really care, and you get the guilt off your chest of trying to be someone you don't exactly fit the profile of.

Jessie: Oh, you should know, I haven't shaved in a few days.

Thomas: As much as I appreciate the coital confessions, babe, I'm just too horny to care.

by iCame September 29, 2009

Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.

Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...

by s._w._ March 31, 2009

taxicab confessions

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.

Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.

by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005

Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.

“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”

by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023