contribuate

To contribute without meaning to

Did you contribuate to killing that goat?

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

constribute

Give something in order to help achieve or provide something.

He constributed more than $500,00 to the center

by Sally Cruz October 16, 2017

vaginal contribution

an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex

Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's

Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom

by Krackton January 6, 2010

non-contributing parasite

An individual who brings nothing to the table; someone who participates in a group function, while neglecting to exert any effort as far as contribution, but partakes in all the benefits from the contributions made by others.

Soon after the keg was tapped, Mike looked over and said 'Damn, here comes Justin. Talk about a non-contributing parasite'.

by maxinmesa November 24, 2013

Contribunot

One who wants to contribute to society but instead adds definitions to Urban Dictionary.

I wanted to be a major contributor to open source software, but you know...that's a lot of work and commitment. So I contributed (not) to urban dictionary, I guess I am a contribunot.

by UllrSki October 25, 2012

contrabution

The contribution of ass for the purpose of creating world peace.

A healthy dose of contrabution makes the world go round.

by Sir Knows Alot December 9, 2004

Cuntribution

When you bring a girl to a party in lieu of money/weed/booze

Preferred cuntributions are girls that will usually end up fucking someone at the party

Hey Joe, thanks for bringing Mary, she's a great cuntribution to the party.

by Johnny Baptist April 8, 2010