contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

penile contraption

a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.

that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.

by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009

emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.

Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008

Conceptive

The opposite of contraceptive; someone or something that gets knocked up in a most regular way.

Q: How come Katie didn't come to my knockin bbq?

A: You know how conceptive she is, she was probably back at the clinic.

by terrapin February 4, 2010

contraceptively

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.

We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.

by Dr. Oh March 9, 2015

contrapting

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

I'm contrapting a plan to land this plane.

by Dictionary + August 11, 2016