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bros and cons

The reasons for and against, respectively, choosing to bro out with your friends, or otherwise behave in the manner of a bro.
Bro A: Bro, did you even think before you shotgunned a Natty Ice in the Dean's office?

Bro B: Of course, bro. I had a long list of bros and cons.
by CalmBro August 25, 2010
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Bros and Cons

A hilarious podcast featuring two guys weighing up various topics, plus a different guest every week.
Bro #1: Yo man, have you listened to the latest Bros and Cons?

Bro #2: Yeah, that shit is funny!
by Man About Town March 5, 2013
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pros and cons

What we've always had in the National Football League and every other Football league below that one. They like to shoot each other, shoot themselves, do ho's and drugs, murder, and fight dogs.
What ya mean you don't like Football anymore Tyrone?? What? You think those motherfuckers are shady? You know that there always be Pros and Cons in Football!
by Florida Sunshine November 14, 2009
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the cons

The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:

Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy

Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever

Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!

in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*

Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!

the cons.
by Sree Kohli November 11, 2008
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Robo-Cons

A Successor to Neoliberalism. An era that is defined by algorithm based conservatism that promotes an inward looking ideology, holding sovereign cultural values as more important than a globalised universal belonging.

Using tech-based advantages and advances in AI, multiple centers of powers exert control over their spheres of influence to set competing narratives for future political, economical and social values for humanity.

Also known as Algo-cons, Algo-conservetism, Robo-conservatism.
You thought Neoliberalism was bad. Welcome to the age of Robo-Cons where AI will make sure you follow an even narrower set of values as prescribed by the elites.
by Le Fool collective May 20, 2025
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prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
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conservative anarchist

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.
The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.
by xlioilx July 13, 2012
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