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Sean Connery

The only actor so far to show there is life after 007. One of the truly great sons of Scotland.
The name's Connery. Sean Connery. I was the first Bond. Whenever anyone wants to do a Bond voice, they impersonate me. Since then I've voiced Draco in Dragonheart and played Marko Ramius in Red October. I was in The Untouchables, Zardoz, Outland, and indeed countlessblockbusters, many of them quite good. I've also been an influential voice in the Scottish secession movement. Beat that, Roger!
by Fearman August 4, 2007
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Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.
Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.
by clevername July 19, 2018
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Sean Connery

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.
Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!
by Van Wampler February 25, 2008
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Schlong Connery

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.
Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.
by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012
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Sean Connery

Sean Connery was soo sexy in entrapment.
by fly 6966 January 20, 2006
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Sean Connery

While smoking a joint or bowl of marijuana, if someone says the phrase "Sean Connery says schmoke it" (in his accent of course) then the amount that is left must be finished by those who participated when the joint or bowl was lit. This is referred to as "calling Sean Connery." This term is classically used only once per day among a group.
Travvy: Maaaaan...... I'm too baked, i'm done.
Timmy: "Sean Connery says schmoke it"
Travvy: Well, you've got to obey the Sean, hand it back.
by Tall Tim February 11, 2009
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sean connery

1. cool
2. cool
3. sexy
4. cool
5. james bond
6. fill in blank
"your mother'sh a whoore"
by F yee April 8, 2003
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