Contortionist

Someone who sleeps at an awkward fashion in bed or couch. They bend their neck and upper back greater than 90 degrees. These people do not often use their pillows.

My love. Last night you slept like a contortionist. I took a photo as proof.

by Gigifernandez February 20, 2018

conjorted

It means everything. You can use it in any context towards anything

Bitch you is conjorted XD

by wonderful amaze ball words February 27, 2019

queens consort

The ultimate veggie cake maker in ark survival evolved for alliance 99 problems and Hyperion

Queens Consort always pulls through even at 3am for our raids, she is a Cake Goddess

by Ark Troll December 19, 2018

concort

to bring together so many ideas to solve a problem.

the lawyer concorted so many points before finally ruling the case

by Koranteng Alex January 27, 2008

woman in confortable shoes

a polite term for a lesbian

no example needed, see above

by Jerry the Prophet March 3, 2005

contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004