Congrats Mate

An insincere message to someone who recently has had good news.

"Congrats Mate"

by congratsmate April 02, 2019

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

by FucktardedScarecrow August 08, 2009

congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

by Blakewideeyes December 03, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

congrats

the word everyone uses in a card because they cant spell congratjulashions

hey john, congrats on the job promotion!

by baka sussy balls among us November 22, 2021

Congrats

A word people use because they can’t spell congratjulsasions

Alex: Congrats on the job Mike!
John: Yeah mike, congratjulasjions.
John: Sorry, my cat walked on my keyboard.
Mike: We’re talking face to face.

by Popcorn Inhaler April 20, 2021