Inspired by the Angry Pirate, the Angry Conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to ejaculate, removes his member from his partner's mouth and ejaculates into his/her hair. The receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the semen from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor. Stick is optional.
"I gave Lisa an Angry Conductor last night. Big mistake; she'd just paid $150 to have her hair done. I'm in deep shit now."
by el_swino September 24, 2004
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by Diones Smith October 10, 2006
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a high school art teacher who commutes to nyc every weekend to get gang banged. also known as "conducting the train." Just as he conducts his art class, he conducts a pretty steady train as well.
"Wow I am pretty sure the teacher hit on me in art class."
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"
by xxbaldartteacherxx December 5, 2009
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All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
All the girls in the club flock Jeff because he's the Ho Train Conductor
by Richard Jay September 21, 2006
Get the Ho Train Conductor mug.Deeply embedded in the folklore of Bandon, Ireland, El Conductor (bus driver) travels by bus around Cork in an attempt to find love.
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