rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

train conductor

a high school art teacher who commutes to nyc every weekend to get gang banged. also known as "conducting the train." Just as he conducts his art class, he conducts a pretty steady train as well.

"Wow I am pretty sure the teacher hit on me in art class."
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"

by xxbaldartteacherxx December 5, 2009

Train Conductor

A woman who takes penises in multiple orifices at the same time. Esentially, a gang bang recipient.

A few train conductors are in the locker room, playing with some choo choos.

by Finchard November 10, 2005

Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.

I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.

by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018

El Conductor

Deeply embedded in the folklore of Bandon, Ireland, El Conductor (bus driver) travels by bus around Cork in an attempt to find love.

“Yesterday I was on the bus and I think I saw El Conductor”

by matman2 May 8, 2018

Conductors kiss

When two pals touch buttholes.

Jon and Jason did a conductors kiss.

by Jakd September 12, 2017

Conductors Hat

A metaphor from doing large lines of cocaine or rails

Anyone got a conductors hat I'm about to do some huge rails toot toot

by Cho Cho123123123 October 15, 2006