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Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
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The Condomleezza Rice

Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!
by BroNamath69 June 2, 2011
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condoleeza

A complete and total lier, possibly lies just to have something to say.
"insert name here is a condoleeza."
by tangy January 29, 2005
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Condoleeza Rice

by MODNAR April 9, 2004
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condoleeza rice

A very rare black rice dish, consisting mostly of soya sauce and rice. Part of Bush's eating habits. Mostly the supper of political puppets. Usually makes you orthodonthally challenged.
Dan: I'M hungry, I'll go eat some Condoleeza Rice
JOe: NO! Dimwit! You'll have buck-teeh!
by damn damn danno October 5, 2006
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Condoleeza Rice

this bitch, dr. rice, got a degree and cna lie to the dumbass prez's face. go to hell bitch, america hates u.
by vick the man April 15, 2005
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Condaleeza Rice

Got what she benifited from affirmative action and now wants to illegalize it.
by Janel Karam April 19, 2004
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