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Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Comfy down

The act of changing out of your uncomfortable works clothes into a comfier outfit like sweats or pajamas to relax at home.
I’m going to comfy down before we start watching TV.
Comfy down by Krenshaw March 25, 2019

come den 

to decrease the strada between persons.
person one: let's fight
person two: come den!
come den by SticcPistt [GD} June 8, 2018

come down 

the aftermath of a good night. the feeling that one wishes to just sleep and cry. the drugs are starting to wear off after the high, and however high you went you will go that low, maybe even more so.
"ah, man i came down so hard after that pilling sesh,"
"that come down is going to be brutal off that much brown,"
come down by moira-jane March 20, 2007

Come down with me 

Play on words with the Channel 4 (UK) show "Come dine with me" A show in which contestants host dinner parties and rate each other on things such as food quality, hospitality, entertainment etc.

Come down with me is more of the same but is based on an entirely different platform.

DEFINITION: After a night out with friends you return to one of your friends homes after you have been drinking/smoking/snorting copious amounts, and intend only to 'crash' or 'mong out' as you will more that likely feel like total shit and want to be left alone to sleep, eat or throw up.
In the following hours or the following morning you will rate the persons hospitality out of 10 on how you stay was, taking into account things such as: Bed comfort, food, toilets, other guests and of course, your all round experience
"I can only rate Mark's a 7 on Come down with me because those sluts wouldn't leave me the fuck alone while i was trying to mong out and sit and eat Doritos"

"Come down with me tonight dude, i'm so fucked"

Comfy Dump 

When the bathroom is completely empty so you are free to comfortably poop at whatever volume and intensity you like without facing embarrassment.
since no one was in the Chipotle bathroom, I took the biggest and loudest comfy dump of all time.
Comfy Dump by raynadayz April 27, 2017