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spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC
defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion
by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003
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Combustion

Combustion is a better, more accurate term for lit. Or alternatively that which is lit, cool or awesome.
“Your outfit is combustion”
by Annajaye November 12, 2022
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combust

when you fart burp and cough then experience excruciating pain then explode and die
the reaction of looking at new Louis Tomlinsons pics

COMBUST
by lukes girlfriend December 6, 2013
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Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 30, 2011
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Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.
"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."
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Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson
by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011
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Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)

A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.

Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.

Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.

Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.

The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
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