Pulling a Columbia

1. Space shuttle disaster that occurred February 1st, 2003
2. A once smoking hot babe, also known as a "rocket", who over time turns out looking really really bad

1. " Man that chick used to be such a rocket", " ya i know, it's to bad shea Pulling a Columbia, and looks like a pile of horse shit now"

2. "Man didn't i wheel that girl back in high school?", " I cant even tell anymore, if it is her, she definitely Pulling a Columbia"

by ButtFlexer2010 April 30, 2010

Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

Columbian Puppy Chow

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.

Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D

by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015

Columbian Cold

The congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge.

Broham1: I partied too hard last night. I have the Columbian Cold.

Broham2: That's gnar.

by jakeo May 25, 2006

columbian bam bam

coke, booger sugar, nose candy, yayo, crack, etc
pretty much cocaine:P

Reese: There's nothing like fear that will make a man avoid prison, so I taped a bag of cocain under the hood of the car and called the boys in blue. Now the way I see it, you got about two minutes before you're serving 5 to 10. So what's it gonna be: Jail or prison?
Ricky: What are you talking about?!
Reese: Real simple son! Cops are comin', and there's a kilo of Columbian bam bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what? Let's go!

WOOT TALEDEGA NIGHTS:D

by Bob Chingchongedy August 2, 2007

Columbaloo

The Theretical Super-Suberb of St. Louis, MO that would occur if the housing market had not died and Columbia and Waterloo Illinois had grown togeter

In 2012 Columbia and Waterloo will coalesce in to Columbaloo, Devour Dupo, and subsequently die of food poisoning

by Redhawk23 December 17, 2008

columbia housed

An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.

Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.

by bllforchforpresident February 27, 2009