Coltrane

A Coltrane is hottest guy ever to exist. He is very smart and is weeb. He spends most of his time on anime. One of his favs are SAO.

some girl that is totally not me: Why won't love me Coltrane-Senpai? (sniffs back of his hair)
Coltrane: Oh god...Not this girl again...

by The_Real_One_ March 4, 2018

colerain

town located in cincinnati consisiting of ghetto fabulous teenagers. colerain high school is known for their football team, and only their football team, with supporters such as the hoe row( girls who wear sports bras and sit in the front row of the student section). the school is headed no where... fast.

wow, colerain is the new detroit city.

by king coombs May 27, 2009

robbie coltrane

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...

Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?

by Sabrina aka Ronniekins328 May 31, 2006

coltrane

The most laziest person on planet earth who will prop his feet up on a fucking desk all day

you be acting like a coltrane do work bitch!!!

by bigherm2011 April 11, 2011

harrison coleran

Honestly the best. Strangely has 6 toes and loves the bee movie. If you're reading this you have more than likely lost all hope. Also people called Harrison Coleran scream at games a lot... A LOT.

person 1: have u head Harrison Coleran hes screaming at fortnite kids again.
person 2: he really doesn't like them fortnite kids.

by skinny boi it is February 13, 2021

Coletrain

A badass party; a rave; kegger

Ryan-"Hey dude, what are you doing tongiht?"
Shane" Im just goint o a Coletrain, you should come"

by Ryan Coletrain July 14, 2009

Kurt Cobrained

When someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are Kurt Cobrained.

"Ah, fuck! This kid on the sofa's Kurt Cobrained man!"

"What?"

"His brains are all external to his skull and shit!"

"Ahhh! Fuck! Put a lamp shade over his head or something!"

"Ahhh! Okay, there we go. Now what?"

"Now we warm these Pot Noodles up."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011