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Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina is generally anything you take to help you let loose.

Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
I set them up on a double date with us. At first, they were pretty quiet and awkward with one another, but a little funky cold medina and they got along great.
by Mascmo September 25, 2020
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cold motorhoming

Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.
While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining
by Adam D. Matthews February 21, 2013
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Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.
Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.
by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013
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cold Manson

an act of crawling into a dog tent to do a line of ketamine, followed by inhalation of "whip-it" (nitrous oxide), followed by a big sip of ice-cold Margarita. Usually performed outside at a festival or camp out setting.
I went to camp Hyena last night for a cold Manson and woke up today absolutely bamboozled.
by Gobkin May 27, 2021
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Funky Cold Medina

A common Indica, Sativa hybrid strain of marijuana. Notoriously referenced by 90's rapper Tone Loc in his song named as such.
Hey Mike, pass me some of that funky cold medina.
by HildaHernandez June 4, 2020
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Cold Manilow

1. A harsh disciplinary action; a mean-spirited administrative decree.

2. A mixed drink made with fruit punch and bitters.
Maya: My boss just blocked us from using myspace and youtube.

Boris: That's a cold, cold manilow.
by mtq August 14, 2006
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cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)
"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."
by Skidmore August 21, 2005
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