"I was on my way down to the Yentagon when some joker cuts me off. And wouldn't you know it... total coincident! Right on the fender I was about to slam into!"
As they don't say:
"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."
As they don't say:
"Better a coincident than a $500 deductible."
by Ezra Soiferman January 9, 2004
Get the Coincidentmug. a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
by enderkin June 29, 2008
Get the korean coincidencemug. "Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
"Hey, do you reckon we'll have any baked coincidences on Schoolies?
Hopefully. But we might burn the kitchen down and badly injure ourselves."
by benny the baker April 2, 2009
Get the baked coincidencemug. THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD.THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.
by trademarks July 6, 2021
Get the There is no such thing as a coincidencemug. 9AM: "hey, did you hear Jill is going to Cyprus for her honeymoon? Cypriots are hot!"
thinking...wow, I never realized that people from Cyprus are called Cypriots
12PM: "Let's go to that restaurant that has Cypriot food..."
shocked... i just learned the word today! what a cypriot coincidence!
thinking...wow, I never realized that people from Cyprus are called Cypriots
12PM: "Let's go to that restaurant that has Cypriot food..."
shocked... i just learned the word today! what a cypriot coincidence!
by fluggerbug July 20, 2009
Get the cypriot coincidencemug. A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.
A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.
Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV
You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.
This is the Mustard Coincidence.
Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV
You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.
This is the Mustard Coincidence.
by c--b April 25, 2010
Get the Mustard Coincidencemug. a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
by enderkin June 28, 2008
Get the korean coincidencemug.