caffeinist

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020

Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.

Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.

by Fasters September 15, 2020

Collinist

The word use to define a hate of people named collin.

"That kid collin is the most annoying thing on this planet."
"That means you are a collinist"

by LemonMoon January 30, 2021

coffining

A msn that needs to fuck my Pussy and get me pregnant,he never misses ever

Coffining is the definition of daddy

by Coffiningisdaddy April 11, 2021

Boffinistic

Content, or commentary, that is technical or scientific in nature.

(Antonym: non-boffinistic)

Anne: What did you think of that lecture?
Fred: I thought it was quite boffinistic but, I tried to keep up.

by Doppelgänger August 23, 2025

Iron Coffining

The act of putting your or other people's nail clippings inside a condom and using it during sex.

"Me and this girl decided to try out Iron Coffining but I didn't enjoy it."

by Nail clipping enjoyer 46 January 11, 2026