a coffin

An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.

“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”

by js1207 August 14, 2019

The coffin

When one lies motionless on top of another person while their sexual organs are interlinked.

Quentin was unamused when Timmy gave him the coffin last night.

by laff11 December 6, 2016

power coffin

A euphemism for just about any noun/verb you could think of

"Hey, dude. Wanna go power coffin Swervedriver vocalist, Adam Franklin with me?"
"You bet your juicing power coffin I do!"

by DEFEKATOR January 26, 2017

coffin guys

a group of 4 or 6 people holding a coffin which is supposed to be you after stepping on a lego or stubbing your toe. it is the new hot meme that anyone could laugh at. much comedy

me: steps on lego

coffin guys: dancing intensifies

by toss boy is god April 16, 2020

flying coffin

a dangerously accident prone aircraft

They knew it was a flying coffin, but did nothing to improve the design.

by The Return of Light Joker February 3, 2012

coffin sex

The kind of sex that happens in a tight space; you can also have trouble breathing during this time. Places where you can have coffin sex include closets, small bathrooms, dressing rooms, etc.

A: I had coffin sex with my girlfriend the other night.
B: It must've been pretty tight, then. Where'd it happen?
A: In the bedroom closet at my parents' house.

by un-named August 29, 2006

cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin

"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"

by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007