Coffin Dance

Play this at my funeral or I'm not going

I do enjoy coffin dance. It can never die, since if it does, it plays at its own funeral and is revived.

by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance July 9, 2020

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Coffin Lane

The curb lane of a multi-lane road. So named because drivers crossing the road, are not apt to see vehicles driving down this lane. These drivers are often suckered into making the crossing by innocent drivers in other lanes, who politely wave them through. Everyone is oblivious to the cars sailing down the far right hand lane, who have the right of way.

Of course the insurance company denied his claim. He was making a left turn across three lanes of traffic and could not see the cars whizzing down the curb or coffin lane. The moral is never trust other drivers, when they wave you through. Notice how they were smiling when they waved you through?
The chances are that a turn-pussy knows this from experience, not from driver's ed.

by miker2001 December 27, 2009

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Coffin Nail

slang term for a cigarette

a coffin nail a day will put you away

by TokeJoker November 13, 2003

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coffin dodger

An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth

The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers

by coff-in dodd-ge-rr October 14, 2003

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Coffin Draugr

A senile decaying elderly man aged between 45 to over 9000 who takes the piss by being old and a pain.

Guy 1: "Wish this Coffin Draugr would hurry the hell up and get this queue moving! I'm missing the game!!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, sodding git shouldn't be permitted to leave the retirement home!"

by FessSquad October 30, 2014

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