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Cocoa Puff 

When you place cocaine on your partner’s sphincter, and then you put your nostril up to said sphincter; and your partner farts the puff of cocaine up your nostril.
After we scored the blow, she asked if I wanted a cocoa puff?
Cocoa Puff by Allen Bruce January 16, 2021

Cocoa-puff bu 

a big ol' nasty fat butted person
Get yo' ol' cocoa-puff bu home!
Cocoa-puff bu by Lily2blue February 26, 2003

milky cocoa puff 

One of the most disgusting forms of sexual pleasure. It is when a woman shits in her hands, followed by the man ejaculating on the pile of stinky shit. The man then blindfolds the woman, picks up the shit and semen combo, then throws it as hard as he can at her face while her mouth is open.
Dude, I totally milky cocoa puffed your mom last night you worthless piece of shit.

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs 

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

coo coo for cocoa puffs 

a strictly medical term, used to describe a patient or person that has delved into a realm of irrational, illogical and/or crazy thought processes; Affected with madness; insane to an exceeding degree characterized by weakness or feebleness; decrepit; broken; falling to decay; shaky; unsafe; foolish
See that guy trying to put that square peg into that round hole? I think he's gone coo coo for cocoa puffs!

kookoo for cocoa puffs 

Completely insane.

The phrase comes from an American television commercial for a breakfast cereal. The phrase comes from the cereal's mascot, a bird that went crazy for the taste of the cereal. Thus "Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs" became synonomous in American pop-culture for someone who was mentally unhinged.
Religious fundamentalists like Jerry Falwell are kookoo for Cocoa Puffs.
kookoo for cocoa puffs by Daryl November 22, 2003