cockdapuss

a cross between a cock and a pussy... when a dick is at the top of the pussy and then the vagina and then the balls

"thats a fine fine cockdapuss you have there"

by pregs December 2, 2007

Cocktapus

a Cocktobulon with eight testicles

"Ohhhhh my cocktapus hurts"

by Bobby Joe October 1, 2003

coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies

"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"

by thebigugly August 17, 2012

Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.

1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!

by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009

cockpussypenis

Nigger i hate that big dumb nigger hes stealing our cotton again jayton whip his ass again if you might!!

fucking coon get back here!!

get that nigga cockpussypenis ass back here coonslave

by cockandpenisballs August 30, 2022