cockstain

Being an annoying tard, who clings to something larger.

John howard is such a stain on george w bush's cock.. pure cockstain

by Dezbin January 27, 2003

Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.

I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?

by malt liqua January 12, 2011

cockstain

being a stain on a cock, something annoying and.. annoying?

That bitch was such a cockstain

by Tensop January 27, 2003

cockstain

A person who considers themselves to be AnCap or Anarcho-Capitalist.

John: Tyler felt the need to buy a recreational RPG with the money he got from selling meth to 12 year old hookers..

Robert: Sounds like he became an AnCap.. What a fucking cockstain.

by DerpHouseCentralM8 October 4, 2016

cockstain

after having anal sex with your partner, but before wiping off, slap the significant other across the face with your poo and jizz covered penis

honey would you like to try a cockstain?

by DonJuanFranko May 1, 2017

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011

cockstain

An ancom (anachist communist) who thinks the word "cockstain" is a good insult.

Huehuehue, ancaps are such cockstains

by Johan Kepler October 8, 2016