Smegma Cockmuncher

A slang term for a really tall hairy half indian half belgian half big foot guy. Hobbies include gooning , Ass ramming, rectum raiding, anal licking, eat da poo poo and eating chicken nuggets. Enjoys munching smegma cock, Hench the name smegma cock 'Muncher'.

I wanna munch some smegma with that smegma cockmuncher

by Smegma Cocklicker January 12, 2011

Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.

Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

by jewsruletheworld January 20, 2009

Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

I like your big willy and cock your munch Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

hmmmm big Sucka-Bitch-Cockmuncher

by I SUCK CANDY October 21, 2008

cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.

"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"

by TheGreatJamal April 09, 2010

cockmuncher

a person who's is definitively named Elijah who constantly devours the male genitalia nigga

hey elijah you cockmuncher

by iamtherealcockmuncher December 26, 2021

Cockmunch

When one is being an absolute dickchode and can no longer fit the profile because they are being so rude or cocky this word can also be used to discribe a hoe or someone who likes to munch on dicks

Stacy is such a cockmunch, did you hear what she did with all the cocks at the party?

by OnlyAlexJones October 16, 2018