cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

Cockdoneblur

Cockdoneblur is when you send a blurry dickpic, Normally on accident.

Josh: Bro I accidentally sent a cockdoneblur to my girl.
Ben: Shit dude, thats unfortunate.

by Austi Boi July 1, 2020

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by Mike Read July 27, 2003

Cockney Rhyming Slang

A dialect replacing numerous words with phrases that rhyme with the desired outcome, e.g. Dog and Bone = Phone, Trouble and Strife = Wife, Horse and Carriage = Marrage.
Stems from an area in London.
See Also: rhyming slang

Anyway, I was going off to my Pope in Rome, when the old Trouble and Strife's only gone and left the Horse and Carriage and Cat and Mouse and left me a message next to the Dog and Bone on an Alexander the Great up the Apples and Pairs. She's gone of with another fella with a lot of Poppy Red. Made me so Hit List, you know? So I gos and gets meself a Pigs Ear. Not bothered really, just she dragged her huge Kingdom Come off with my Sue Rider!

by regs_ October 28, 2004

cockneyrhyming

whyed you search this up? did you mean cockney rhyming? no? stupid.

cockneyrhyming when someon spells cockney rhyming wrong
sentance

joe: have you heard of cockneyrhyming?

big fella:are you stupid? did you mean cockney rhyming?

by bread man32 October 14, 2020

cockney

person from london's east end.
rhyming slang used in london's east end

eg: mate = china plate = china
and so mate = china

by bru January 30, 2004