cockthucker

A guy who sucks dick.

Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

Cockichino

Similar to a cappuccino, but it's your cock.

Can you please take a lick of my cockichino?

by TacoBellFart October 25, 2018

cockitude

mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.

First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo.com article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.

by corq May 13, 2005

cockathon

Like a marathon but with cocks.

Ah i see you have been training for the london cockathon.
Ah yes, it took me while, but i think i am ready.

by Patrick McGuinness September 16, 2007

cockish

Resembling or signifing a penis/cock.

Marty: Dude that carrot is so cockish.
Joe: Dude so it that dude, dude.
Marty: yeah dude.
Joe: So is my cock.
Marty: mines not
Joe: Yes.

by Catherby September 3, 2006

cocksthma

Difficulty breathing symptomatic of prolonged oral exposure to the male organ.

Example Sentence A: While overjoyed at Shane’s safe return from the front the previous evening, Shelly gasped as she reluctantly phoned her employer, seeking the day off due to another severe case of cocksthma.

Example Sentence B: Is Courtney Cocksthma favorite actor?

by 77B Dalton August 18, 2019