While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!
by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017
Get the Cockodile Fly Trap mug.The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.
Me: Hey Roger what's going on?
Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing
Me: Oh Ok
Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !
Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
Me: Hey Roger what's going on?
Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing
Me: Oh Ok
Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !
Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.
by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019
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1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?
2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).
2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).
1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.
2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.
2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.
by schniggleh April 3, 2005
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Get the cockizzle mug.When taking a bath you let your cock float to the top of the water and be seen through the soap and the suds.
by LemmeF1ndOut April 20, 2020
Get the Cockodile mug.All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.
I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.
I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Get the Cocktile Dysfunction mug.the word cocodile is a crocodile but so much cooler if you are in crocodile gang you must know to despise alligators with a burning passion.
person 1: yo are you in cocodile gang?
person 2: yessirrrrrrrrrr.
person 3:I'm alligator gang durr.
person 1 and 2:got outta here alligator gang sucks
person 2: yessirrrrrrrrrr.
person 3:I'm alligator gang durr.
person 1 and 2:got outta here alligator gang sucks
by COCODILE July 25, 2022
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