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Cocktose Intolerant

A lesbian or person who has an aversion to peen.
friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!
by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010
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Cowhouse

A building that the cows live in. Formally known as a barn.
Jesse " yeah nothing but cows and a big cow house"

Heizenburg "cowhouse?"

Jesse "Yeah its where the cows live"
by Oh ya now October 18, 2010
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cornhouse

A social outcast that cant fit into society's rules.
by ZDMGaming November 20, 2017
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Cocknausea

A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.

There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
by MiMiCursed November 23, 2022
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Yellow Cockhole

Yellow Cockhole a gutless parasitic person
When some Bozo threatens to bash a disabled guy in a wheelchair

Then the disabled guy gets up on his walking sticks to confront this Bozo

He spices his jocks and runs away- terrified

This makes him a yellow cockhole
by Neville Chan September 13, 2018
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Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
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Cockholder

A girl (or guy) who's always got one hand holding a dude's cock and the other digging in his pockets. They are completely unable to sustain themselves on their own and are closer to being parasites than human beings.
Person 1: Whatever happened to that hot chick from high school?
Person 2: She realized that she couldn't do anything else useful for society so she just became a cockholder. I see her at the bar with a different dude every night, and he's always buying....
by Tara Cockholder July 19, 2010
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