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Cocktease

What would men do without a cocktease? More men would commit suicide since they can't seem to live without one.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2018
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cockteaser

when a promo / teaser / preview for a television show fails to deliver on the promises of romance, death, infidelity or other dramatic reveals.
What the hell, Chuck and Blair totally didn't hook up on Gossip Girl last night like the CW's cockteaser promised.

That so wasn't the most dramatic Bachelor episode ever. ABC was airing some major cockteasers.
by LilyCornucopia March 17, 2009
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cocktease

a flirtacious girl or woman who is all touchy feely, often giggly, and will make out with almost any guy who pays attention to her for more than 5 minutes, however, won't so much as give you a hand job after you take her home.
that little cocktease left me blueballed last night.
mom, you're such a fucking cocktease
by captain fuckstick August 19, 2003
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cocktease

a girl who says and or does things to get mens attention (i get horny when i am high), also to gain things such as a free smoke or a free meal because the man thinks he will get some sort of sexual reciprocation. often owes you a lot of money and when you do smoke her up, she just becomes a bitch. Is often freinds with other cockteases.
Cocktease: hey i get hony when im high
guy: word lets go smoke
(goes off to smoke his good pot, get high)
Guy: so, you feeling good
Cocktease: ehh im tired, im hungry, im crmaped, i have pms blah blah blah blah
Guy: fucking cocktease you said you got horny when you are high
by senor huck July 15, 2006
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Epicurean Cocktease

Someone who teases men with pictures and texts about food.
Man, she kept posting pictures of some awesome looking grub. She's an epicurean cocktease.
by epitease April 27, 2011
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cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.
1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"
by Mike September 10, 2003
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Cockteaser

An angel who may not be the hottest chick but her eyes scream "bend me over and fuck me" and her voice makes you wanna pin her against the wall by her throat
Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look
by Dominant December 31, 2013
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