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Clockalicious

The act of being attracted to someone’s clock AKA cock
Wow that clock of yours is so clockalicious!
by Dazaisepicclock February 24, 2022
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Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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Cockalicious

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.
My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.
by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006
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cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."
by Marty March 9, 2005
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Cockaine

Jizz on a table the sunlight has access to, wait for the liquid to evaporate and snort the powder/ gunk remains.
Dude, I was totally fucked off my head on cockaine the other day! I think I feel them moving inside.
by AvengedSevenfold. May 25, 2010
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Cocktini

A tasteful additive applied to the penis prior or during to fellatio. Whether it be whip cream, champagne or a starburst, a flash for the palette during all the hard work is well worth the plan ahead.
Sue wasn't looking forward to the birthday blow job, but had all the necessary components to put together a tasty cocktini.
by Starfire & Stephanie October 30, 2010
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cocainisseur

The friend who knows everything about cocaine, cutting agents, famous dead cocaine users, and is just dying to tell you about it
Ben's a great cocainisseur, but those depressing stories about flesh-eating cocaine don't help my paranoia.
by Rancid the Comedian June 29, 2011
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