Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).

Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!

by RandyRubix August 11, 2016

cock juggleing thunder cunt

A person of subnormal intelligence and usually ranty, sometimes an interesting person but often unbelivabley boring, but normally vocationally retarded. High likely-hood of the sed juggler being called Dave.

"hey, look at that guy, wat a cock juggleing thunder cunt, i bet hes called Dave.

by marty, ollie, nd em July 13, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

1. A thundery cunt that juggles cocks.

2. A cock juggling a thundery cunt.

"Dude can you believe that new teacher?"

"I know man, she's such a cock juggling thunder cunt!"

"Dude check out that cunt..it's juggling like five cocks at once!"

by Deigned May 13, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

a whore who is often referred to as the "dumpster," they will fuck anyone, regardless of disease or age. they are the cheapest and dirties

"hey john, all thats left is that cock juggling thunder cunt. lets try somewhere else"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 26, 2006

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

A person who juggles cocks while at the same time being a thunder cunt

That bitch right there is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by aeryk August 11, 2008

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

One who used their democratic vote in an ill-educated, misinformed, xenophobic manner, with little understanding of the consequences.

Wayne, can you even spell referendum you Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt?

by Schmike Miguel June 25, 2016

cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.

alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.

by shelovedx January 15, 2008