Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb

Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb

by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021

Cumfortitties

Same meaning as "comfortable".
Instead of saying "comftbl" or "comfotibbl" like stoopid brits or americans, try "cumfortitties".

"Man that couch is cumfortitties."

by urbsnotherbs June 16, 2021

cumfort

kum-fourt (verb)
The act of cumming on another dude's dick to win over a girl.
Commonly done by the alpha male.
Typically done in school.

A: Bro David took my girl today.
B: How did he take her?
A: He did a cumfort on me!
B: Damn bro that sucks...

by Nutiex Just Better November 10, 2021

cumfortable

Comfortable for or giving a sense of comfort when engaging in sexual activity. Applicable to a person, place or piece of furniture.

It feels so good to have sex with her — she's so cumfortable.
This bed is soft and bouncy — a very cumfortable bed indeed.
His apartment is very cozy and cumfortable.

by p3ps1m4n April 28, 2024

Cumfort

Noun
Any safe place that is used for sexual activities. Examples include: bedroom, bed, brothel, car, tent, bathroom, or, in rare cases, an actual fort.

Transitive verb
To soothe, ease, or relieve physically, specifically via orgasm and with full consent.

During our trip to the beach I built a "cumfort" (n), or a tent if you want to be all boring about it. That way we had a safe place to "cumfort" (v) each other for the day".

by Blantern January 23, 2025