clownvestite

A clown whose gender cannot be identified, or, a transexual with way too much makeup on.

I was in the village when I was attacked by a gaggle of clownvestites.

by milkfingers November 18, 2009

fuckface von clownstick

Donald Trump's birth-name.

"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."

by Ephara July 1, 2014

clownvoter

A clownvoter is a "downvoter" who downvotes just to be "that guy". There is no real reason for the downvote other than it has too many upvotes.

A clownvote is said ridiculous downvote.

Example: Even though my comment has nothing but facts, some clownvoter had to be "that guy".

by NovaBlaze April 27, 2014

clownstomp

total humiliation, complete embarassment

after barely winning the 2005 college football national championship, the university of texas was completely clownstomped the following season, failing to even qualify for a BCS bowl or even play in their conference championship game.

by jpfoursc December 8, 2007

clownstyle

A sexual fetish in which the participants wear clown makeup, or do anything clown-like during sex. Referred to in Mystery Science Theater 3000, while watching the film "Here Comes the Circus." There have also been specialized porn films dedicated to this fetish.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do it clownstyle tonight?

Girl: Sure, as long as I get to blow up a condom and make it into a penguin!

Guy: That's so hot.

by loop zoop June 9, 2011

clowndust

To be the lowest of the low, and or to be completly embarrassed and recive no respect at all.the cool is instantly knocked out of you walk. and nothing you do can ever bring you up to cool status. From now until the end of time, you suck at life!!!!

Ronnie was clowndusted in the State championship football game, when the bellvue player pancaked his ass, infront of a packed arena. he was never able to hangout with the cool kids again.

by durtychowda February 8, 2012

Cloutposting

Cloutposting is a cancerous form of social media posting. Mostly occurs on instagram or twitter. It is where a user posts vintage or "aesthetic" pictures for seemingly no other reason than to somehow look cool by posting it.

Dude 1 - "hey why is that weird fashion kid posting random shit 100 times a day?"

Dude 2 - "He's cloutposting, he thinks that posting vintage pictures of punks from the 90's and designer brand posts will make him seem cool and aesthetic."

by The 69nd President of the US December 31, 2019