clopper

Noun. A drunken female, screeching and cackling along the street with high heels scraping the pavement. Best spotted at the point of emerging a pub or club with other like-minded females. Strangely attractive to drunk males. Painfully repellant to any sober persons.

What is that god-awful noise? Oh, its just a clopper.

by AntonyB August 28, 2006

Clopper

A large or fat vagina

I finally had sex with Sally, turns out she has a clopper

by Drizz Alvaro March 4, 2024

Clopper Globber

The action in which two or more people of the same or opposite sex collect the bodily fluid remnants after engaging in intercourse. Then they proceed to freeze said bodily fluids into a popsicle, so they can then share the popsicle equally amongst eachother Whilst watching "Spiderman: Into The Multiverse".

Person 1: "Me and the boys are about to hit up a Clopper Globber tonight, you in?"
Person 2: "Nah, not tonight I already have arrangements for a rainbowkiss with my cousin. Maybe I'll attend the function next time."

by August0405 November 21, 2020

Clopper stopper

A tampon.

Christ, I've come on early - leg it to Tesco's and grab me some clopper stoppers, will you?

by Stubaccca November 23, 2021

frothy clopper

The state of extreme arousal of the female genitalia. usually after a monumental finger blast, but pre coitus thrashing

"She was that horny, her "frothy clopper" was throbbing like a thumb hit with a mallet also "frothing at the clopper"

by Monster1340 November 20, 2013

Rainbow Clopper

You fap to mlp rainbow dash hentai and fap to rainbows in public

My brother is such a rainbow clopper..

by Violet The Draconian Queen February 19, 2015

Baggy Clopper

Baggy Clopper refers to a particulerly cavernesque and rampant fanny, usually reminicsent of a bucket or large set of saloon doors

Hey dude did you see that baggy clopper, you could fit a cat in there!

Vicki had to hide the bag of cocaine, fortunately she was able to store it in her baggy clopper. Nice save Vicki!

by ah'm rick james bitch! February 22, 2010