stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.

I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.

by supa21 July 6, 2010

Clinker

A pedophile.

"Did you see the way Will was looking at those kids in the chapel? He's a clinker for sure."

by juiceyboi October 24, 2018

Clinker

(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!

by Fatguyinalittlecoat December 2, 2004

clinker

A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland

geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.

by jarlath January 11, 2006

clinker

the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.

"there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it."

by Bifidus February 21, 2012

Piss Clinker

1. A person who drinks pee out of beer jugs

He's drinking jugs of pee, what a piss clinker.

by wphifor February 13, 2021

Clinker

Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.

I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.

by Meddite November 9, 2012