clinker

The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
by ataraxis July 05, 2009
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clinker

the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
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clinker

One who collects clams
by Bob March 14, 2004
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shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.
If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.
by beltlessmagnum March 14, 2009
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stinky clinker

a turd so big, hard, and nasty that it will never make it out of your septic tank.
I'm glad I got the toilet to suck down that stinky clinker.
by supa21 July 01, 2010
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Piss Clinker

1. A person who drinks pee out of beer jugs
He's drinking jugs of pee, what a piss clinker.
by wphifor February 13, 2021
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clinker

a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure
ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*
by spencer7 June 06, 2003
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