Clingy

When one is extremely attached to you in a cute/adorable/ loving way:

“Omg Alisa youre so clingy!”

by NoFuckingNicknamesAvailable November 28, 2018

Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.

I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.

by Taberlin April 26, 2019

Dingle Clinger

A dingle clinger is a dingle berry that is passed from the anus of the receiver to the pubic hair of the giver during/after anal sex.

After passionate sex with his boyfriend, Lance pulled out only to find a dingle clinger remaining in his pubic hair.

by DixieCupDrinker December 15, 2010

Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.

1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.

We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.

by Dan Everett April 26, 2006

clingy-bitch

A girl or guy that is desperate for attention from the person they have attached to. These people will do anything to be with that person. Usually, this is really (fucking) annoying, and pathetic. A guy is called a clingy-bitch by his friends. A girl is called a clingy-bitch, usually by the guy she is dating.

Clingy-bitches can also attach to objects: Clothes, cars etc.

Man: That clingy-bitch doesn't do shit without his wife.

Women: She's a clingy-bitch. She so clingy, she still on me when I'm limp.

"That clingy-bitch keeps calling me. Don't she know I got more than one hoe?"

"Dude, Jim doesn't hang out with us anymore man..."
"Yea, that clingy-bitch is always messing with his car."
"Ah, that's straight, he was a pretty sweet ride."

by JohnR. May 26, 2008

clinger fart

When one omits an obnoxious odor from the anus which clings to the clothing of the nearest person.

Stephen ' s clinger fart left Christian's shirt smelling like rotten ass hole for thirty minutes.

by bite the pillow I am going in March 27, 2015