A clingy girl, a clingy clunge - , clingy fanny/fadge/ham pocket/gammon pouch/axe wound/pie hole/vagina/love tunnel.
by jack and bradley February 13, 2010
When the teacher starts talking about anything you won't be tested on and you can turn your brain off and cue the monkeys clanging symbols.
by bekahpiwers February 28, 2019
Relatives who hang around waiting for the rich older person to die so they can get first dibs on what was left behind.
They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.
At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.
At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
They never showed any interest or care in this relative until the later years so *hopefully* they'll be left money after they pass away.
At one point throughout their pathetic lives, they told a rich, aging relative how much they love their fine china, silverware collection etc.
At family gatherings, they will show up half an hour early and leave a half an hour late so they:
a) get as much free food as possible
b) get as much free booze as possible
c) appear to be the most loving relative EVER
by shannorammo August 04, 2011
Clinging is the very solid tightness of your dick muscles when listening to mutilation of the erect Penis.
by Erclet Penouse April 11, 2018
by John Thomas March 18, 2004
by Sarah April 01, 2004
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023