cleaginning

When a university plows the roads on campus the morning after cancelling a snow day.

"Man, I can't believe they announced a snow day, then changed their minds. Guess they'll have to start cleaginning at 4:30 AM. Damn it Mines!"

by sabby2011 December 4, 2013

courtesy clerk

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.

The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.

by T_T March 22, 2009

Nick Clegg

To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.

Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.

by Nex Solo December 15, 2010

cleaginning

The act of clearing the streets and sidewalks at a university the day after cancelling a snow day.

"Hey guys! They called off school tomorrow!"
"Actually, they cancelled the snow day. I guess they'll have to start cleaginning at 4:30, then."

by CSM sadness December 5, 2013

Clegg Speak

To talk really fast but with regular longish pauses.

'I... wannastopthosecriminals...but...ireallycantdoanythingaboutit'
'Wow, you talk in Clegg speak'

by This_Is_Not_A_Name April 19, 2010

Grammaton Cleric

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane

Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

by space time lordf August 2, 2012

Clericalism

(n.) Unrestrained and duplicitous homosexual activity.

"Sexual abuse is not about sex, it is about 'clericalism'." - Cardinal Blase Cupich

"Saying that 'No' to abuse means an emphatic ‘No’ to all forms of clericalism.” - Pope Francis

Cardinal Theodore McCarrick liked to 'clerical' seminarians at his beach house on the Jersey Shore.

by J. Collins September 4, 2018