Clem is a funny, kind and weird person. She is strange, but means well. When she laughs, she sounds like a seal being asphyxiated. Before you become close to her, you may believe that she may actually have psychosis, and when you get to know her, it is confirmed. Often mistaken for a boy due to her short, Karen-like haircut. Loves carrot sticks and cucumbers (hopefully isn't vegan).
Mark : Have you seen Clem lately?
Dave : I saw her deepthroating a couple carrot sticks in the cafeteria today.
Dave : I saw her deepthroating a couple carrot sticks in the cafeteria today.
by Juan E. Burrito September 9, 2019
Get the Clemmug. Super kind, hilarious, relatable people. Definitely a Gemini ♊️. Always up for catching up and going out and having fun. Sometimes more reserved and quiet. Clem has amazing style! Clem has blue eyes and blonde hair. She could definitely be an actor or a super model. Clem is one of the prettiest people you will meet. And although most people don’t notice they are an incredible writer and could pursue that as a career aswell.
by betterthanelian123 January 14, 2022
Get the Clemmug. 
Starved
Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.
Used in Elizabeth Gaskell's, 19th century novel about life in industrial Manchester, entitled 'Mary Barton'.
She took the bread, when it was put into her hand, and broke a bit, but could not eat. She was past hunger. She fell down on the floor with a heavy unresisting bang. The men looked puzzled.
"She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."
"She's wellnigh clemmed," said Barton. "Folk do say one mustn't give clemmed people much to eat; but, bless us, she'll eat nought."
by Nick Wilkinson April 15, 2006
Get the Clemmedmug. by Grandma Pewterpants November 2, 2009
Get the The Clemmug. North East England colloquial term used to replace the unit of imperial measure of a Stone in weight.
by billgatese30 May 18, 2011
Get the clemmug. hella lit boyfriend.
adorable. sometimes jelly, but that's adorable.
never fails to make me smile even when I'm sad.
super supportive.
has a nice hairdo.
I'd wish for more clems on earth but I want clem to be only mine.
I love you clem.
please never change.
adorable. sometimes jelly, but that's adorable.
never fails to make me smile even when I'm sad.
super supportive.
has a nice hairdo.
I'd wish for more clems on earth but I want clem to be only mine.
I love you clem.
please never change.
Lena: So I'm writing this shitty definition even though I know it will get lotta hate.
Also Lena: Oh right, Clem's worth it.
Also Lena: Oh right, Clem's worth it.
by Clemily May 18, 2018
Get the clemmug.