Clay Puppington

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021

Clayhorn

To over-promise and under-deliver. Untimely delivery.

Eunice: "I was told my shipment of adult underwear would get here on Tuesday... Well, it's Friday and guess what? No Underwear!"

Timmy: "I can't believe that Grandma, they fucking Clayhorned you again!"

by AMP25 January 14, 2008

claymation

An animation or movie created by manipulating clay models, taking photographs for every individual frame that are then concatenated to form the actual animation.

"This claymation was very nicely done."

by Schneelocke December 22, 2004

Henry Clay

An important figure in American History who never seems to die. Many say he is still alive today.

Person 1: Oh my God! Osama Bin Laden is dead!!
Person 2: But.. but... where will Henry Clay hide then?!

by bkue May 31, 2011

Cassius Clay

the given name to the famous boxer, Muhammed Ali, before he became a muslim

see muhammed ali

Cassius Clay became Muhammed Ali

by PreOwned August 27, 2006

clayed

One step beyond dehydrated. In this state, basic motor functions become impossible tasks.

Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.

Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.

by DRC Training September 21, 2014

Clay Disease

Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed:

Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks

If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.

Lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has Clay Disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!

Emily: IKR!

Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!

by totallyhot December 31, 2010