Laurence chambers

When you take a shit on a dogs head and cum in the shit.

this dog bit my balls so I Laurence chambers him.

by T0ES March 13, 2022

laurence

A fine specimen of man, often with great sexual prowess and a master of modern dance. Most commonly found in the places of learning or culture.

"I met this laurence at the library, damn he was totally hawt. He leant me his library card"

by itwasbecca February 29, 2008

Clarence

the guy that is not a gangster because his real name is Clarence.

Also the guy whose parents have a really good marriage

This guy's a gangster? His real name's clarence.

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

Clarence Center

A suburb off Buffalo, that is made up of rich people, hicks, and potheads. Flight 3407 crashed here in 2009.

There is a very small population of black people and they usually move back to Buffalo within a year or two because everybody is racist!

John: hey dude do you want to go to Clarence Center NY?

Alex: What are we going to do? Smoke pot, meet rich people or plant corn?

by Buffalonian4life July 30, 2011

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Clarence Carter

When your boyfriend fucks you really hard and fast.

“ Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Clarence Carter! Oooo Clarence Carter!” Damn baby, you’re fucking so fast

by Back Door Santa September 8, 2021